WHY!?!?!?!

This is a children's book that i found today at the library where i work.

possible captions:
"i mean, come on! a reptile?!?!"

"friedrich the metaphysical alligator went for a walk by the pond one day..."

the possibilities are infinite!

Scientists Discover Ice on Mars!

So I'm a month or so late on this one but I couldn't resist. Plus it helps that nobody is reading this. Also, yes, that is Jason Statham being pointed out by the little arrow. He should have to always remember that he was in this steaming crap pile.

Lost In The Microcosm, Part 1

Well, here it is. The first few pages of the 8 page epic that is "Lost in the Microcosm." You can find the original, which is actually really good and aged considerably well, in the EC Archives Weird Science Volume 1. Buy a copy of your own or get it (like I did) from your local library. Well enough chatter. Here's my bastardization of a classic. Go easy on me; it's my first try.